I knew a bad little girl
She did a loose little thing
Wore her hair in a curl
Never fit a wedding ring
But that mama she sure could shake
Never met a heart she couldn’t break
All the boys tried to ring her bell
Not a tramp just born to raise hell
She was rock and roll – a legend they said
And you can’t love the living dead
Living dead… Living dead… Living dead!
I knew a bad little girl
She didn’t care about the rent
Wore her hair in a curl
Nothing saved, always spent
But that mama she sure could shake
Never met a heart she couldn’t break
All the boys tried to ring her bell
Not a tramp just born to raise hell
She was rock and roll – a legend they said
And you can’t love the living dead
Living dead… Living dead… Living dead!
I knew a bad little girl
She didn’t want to be saved
Wore her hair in a curl
Burnt every bridge she had made
But that mama she sure could shake
Never met a heart she couldn’t break
All the boys tried to ring her bell
Not a tramp just born to raise hell
She was rock and roll – a legend they said
And you can’t love the living dead
There’s a creep show creature with a double feature
A freakish beast wants flesh to feast
A twisted fish eats surfers as a side dish
When you see the frenzied feeding you will be the next bleeding
Sharktopus won’t be kept at bay
And you can never ever ever get away
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
Come on
There’s a red sky this morning so sailors take warning
Ride the wave of terror if you dare
Fear runs deep when there's souls to reap
When the tentacles do tangle you will be in a strangle
Sharktopus won’t be kept at bay
And you can never ever ever get away
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
Come on
There’s an evil down beneath with razor sharp teeth
In the water lightly tread or you will be dead
Fear runs deep when there's souls to reap
There is a calamity comin’ and from the beach you will be running
Sharktopus won’t be kept at bay
And you can never ever ever get away
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
So swim on over don’t ya scream and shout
He’ll getcha baby without a doubt
Come on Come on Come on
Cheetah Whores
Copyright 2010
Track Name: Sha Na Na Na
This is the song thrown on the floor
This is the song thrown out the door
With empty bottles and Salvation Army clothes and the things we didn’t want anymore
It went like this Hey Sha na na na nananana
Then the guitar came in lake that, maybe not
Sha na na na and every note I forgot when the chord changed with discord
At the bridge we broke out and we sang Hey Shan na na na na na na na na..
And that was the chorus that is not a love song about my broke heart
I still can’t figure out how this song will start
Who is that girl on your floor?
That Bitch I kicked out the door
With a suitcase and Salvation for the Cheetah Whores
No doubt red shoes will get stuck
Bony ankles caught in Mississippi muck
Silver buckle on a patent leather, caked
No reflection can signal a mistake
Clammy palms clapping a silent beat
Pumping pulse of fiercely stomping feet
Bang bang baby with a gun
Bang bang baby kills for fun
Bang bang baby they are dead
Bang bang baby sees only red
Knees locked in sludge I can’t stop sinking
Ready set go, I’m still thinking
Grasping rock, grabbing the melted ground
Electric Star chariots against the sound
Race chase the bubble behind the shade
Capture the moment, close the curtain I made
Bang bang baby with a gun
Bang bang baby kills for fun
Bang bang baby she’s blood red
Pillowed impressions black raccoon eyes
Mascara runs and ruins her disguise
Hot breath burns the nape of the neck
Dig your toes in, brace for the wreck
Waking with nothing, suffocating on sleep
Dreams stale abyss chokes the vapid deep
Bang bang baby throw down the gun
Bang bang baby the job is done
Bang bang baby bring back the dead
Bang bang baby get out of my head
Resurrected pink pavement chewing gum
I want you under dirt, not under my thumb
Lying there in the Garden of Eden
Count all the apples you have eaten
Naked under white bed sheets soaked
The victims weren’t shot, they got choked
Bang bang baby on the run
Bang bang baby had a gun
Bang bang baby just drop dead
Bang bang baby get out of my head
You’re not my boyfriend now because I hate you
So you can have your air guitar
You’re drinking gin martinis every night now
Football radio playing in your car
You think that mustache makes you look cool
Let me tell you the mirror sees a fool
You probably had that stupid freakin’ mustache since '75
That century’s over say goodbye
(Chorus)
I don’t care
I don’t mind a bit
Never really liked you that much
You treat me like shit!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
Caught you acting a fool on New Year’s day
Didn’t make a fuss or fade away
Guilty crazy guilty you need somebody to blame
All my friends just think you’re really lame
(Chorus)
So go watch your football every day now
Drink your gin martinis in your car
You’re probably drinking gin right now and wondering why you can’t get laid
Nobody would touch you unless they got paid
(Chorus)
Old acquaintance you will be forgot
Tangled in the vine of forget me not…
Someday the truth will grow like a weed
And make it hard for you to breathe
(Chorus)
Old acquaintance be forgot
Old acquaintance be forgot
Old acquaintance be forgot
I've got Bat Cancer.
Flapping flappin flying like a vampire bat.
I've got Bat Cancer,
flying in the night - I can't catch no bugs.
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
Bat Cancer! na na na ... na
I've got Bat Cancer,
flying in the night I can't see my hand,
I love you you give me bat cancer,
I wish I was a rain forest bat!
Bat cancer! na na na na na
Bat cancer! na na na na na
Bat cancer! na na na na na
Bat cancer! na na na na na
Froot Bat ,
Froot Bat,
Froot Bat Froot Bat - BIG BAT!
Froot Bat, oh, Froot Bat,
Froot Bat Froot Bat Big BAT!
oooooooo ooooooooo
oooooooo ooooooooooooooo
Don't wanna get stuck in a shoe again,
Don't wanna whacked by a broom no more,
Don't wanna get stuck on a fly-strip again,
Don't wanna be tested for rabies no more,
Don't wanna get stuck in a cold fridge again,
Don't wanna hang upside down no more.....
In a cave again (In a cave again - oohhhh)
na na nas (a lot)
I've got Bat Cancer!
Flyin in the night I can't catch no bugs.
I love you, you give me Bat Cancer!
I wish I was a much bigger bat!
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
Bat Cancer! na na na na na
BAT CANCER!!!! na na na na na nAH.